THE PRO SHOP

Gear for parents who have accepted their fate.

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Everything here was designed by people who have been in the folding chair. Who have driven to Columbus. Who have eaten a warm granola bar at 7am outside a complex with four fields and no shade and a concession stand that opens at nine. This gear doesn't fix any of that. It just makes you slightly more comfortable while it's happening.

Manifesting a Rainout Mug
15oz ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe. Feelings not included. For the parent who opens the weather app more than their email on tournament weekends.
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Bleacher Survivor Cushion
High-density foam. Carry handle. Water-resistant cover. Fits any bleacher or metal bench. Your lumbar has been through enough. This is medical-grade situational awareness.
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Cleat-Free Zone Floor Mat
Heavy-duty rubber mat. Bold statement. Zero enforcement capability. A declaration of intent for the vehicle that has seen things you cannot explain to a car wash attendant.
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The Field Bag
Insulated interior. Side mesh pocket for the Gatorade you bought at the wrong concession stand. External loop for your chair. Interior slot for the book you'll read 40 pages of across the entire season.
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Field 7 Shirt
100% cotton. Unisex sizing. Field 7 is the farthest field. Field 7 is always where your game is. Field 7 is past the maintenance shed. Field 7 is where we live now. Wear it with the dead eyes of someone who knows.
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The Sideline Hat
UPF 50+. Adjustable. Full brim. Your dermatologist mentioned something at your last appointment, which was in 2022 because you have not been to an appointment since tournament season started. This is the hat that honors that note.
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Tournament Survival Card
Laminated checklist. Keep it in your bag. Includes: essentials, optional items, one reminder that the bracket app is wrong and to check it anyway. The kind of thing you give someone at the beginning of their first season and they nod and then they still forget the chair.
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Professional Sideliner Hoodie
Midweight fleece. Made for April mornings at 8am in a parking lot. Made for October evenings at a field that is too cold for this. Made for every moment when you checked the weather and decided to go anyway. Which is all of them.
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